Monday, October 31, 2011

How (not) to do an essay

Friday 
10:00 am Received notification on the release of essay questions
7:30 pm Sit down to start reading up for essay
(unaccounted passage of time)
11:00 pm Finished one reading

Saturday 
12:20 am Finished clipping nails wtf
12:30 am Open Word doc and type an unfinished sentence
12:56 am Panic over iChat, wailing to friend
1:19 am Stress - nothing else done yet hahaha such is my life
2:11 am Found one useful point - that's about 10 words (a sentence) covered
3:04 am Laugh at ridiculous pics of James McAvoy
5:37 am 394 words written out of 2200 words. FML? YEAH! Sleep.
9:37 am Wake up 2:17 pm 25% of first leg of this mighty journey down
2:30 pm Start compiling stuff for the next part
8:30 pm 50% work done. Dinner break.
10:00 pm Back to work
11:00 pm Shower.

Sunday
12:30 am Start reading stuff for next part.
2:47 am Screw it I'm gonna sleep. [no work done on next part]
9:00 am Wake up, breakfast
9:40 am Start reading again -__-
2:00 pm Lunch
3:00 pm Read stuff
3:30 pm Google Chris Evans' Captain America photos....oh my.
(passage of time unaccounted for)
5:50 pm Stalk people
6:30 pm 'Procrastinator's Dinner', i.e. cook and eat dinner although not hungry
7:45 pm Google the existence of unwrinkled raisins (they don't exist, but some people are convinced they can be found....one day)
8:36 pm Decide that by 9:00 pm must start writing and end at 12:00 am, then do editing
8:45 pm Start Googling how to write a paper in one night - browse several articles on how to create a conducive homework space for your child
9.10 pm Beat fruit ninja highscore!
10:53 pm Introduction written
11:05 pm 167 words out of 1100 words into the essay.
11:06 pm Play a round of fruit ninja, get awarded perfectionist award AND beat highscore
11:10 pm Back to work, i.e. reading materials and playing jigsaw with arguments (work interspersed with copious amounts of visits to twitter and Facebook)

Monday
2:00 am Sudden realisation that my argument is FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG; this is....SPARTAAA! RAWRRRR; panic attack; demobilise current plan; fall back and regroup! FALL BACK AND REGROUP!
2:10 am Remobilisation with increased vigour (reconstructing base argument like a baus)
5:40 am 10 minute nap
5:50 am Resume work
7:10 am Begin clean up!
8:10 am Nap
8:50 am Resume edit
9:20 am Nap
9:30 am Resume edit
9:50 am Submit a respectable 10 minutes before deadline
10:04 am Discover error

But it was minor. I mean, how bad can a grammatically incorrect sentence highlighted in green be right? Right. Good morning!

How the heck did I miss out the neon green highlight when I scrolled through....multiple times?

So yes. Above timeline is NOT a continuous account of my activities, but a random account (i.e. whenever I remembered that I was keeping this list, I'd just jot down whatever I happened to be doing at that time). My productivity on Saturday was BAUS-like but on Sunday it seemed like all I wanted to do was listen to Led Zeppelin and AC/DC and Glee and Baby (yes, the Bieber Baby) and hop around the internet.

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Two interesting points...

Uno
Did you know that in zen mode, you get a 'Perfectionist Award' for restarting the fruit ninja game several times in a row because you missed a fruit? I was killing time, like one does when a paper is due, by trying to slice EVERY SINGLE FRUIT and I restarted like 3-4 times in a row then...voila! Perfectionist award.
(bonus interesting fact: this happened in the toilet. yup. baus.)

No DOS
Here is a link to a student guide on writing a term paper in one night: http://studenthacks.org/2007/10/30/term-papers/

...and one more interesting point

Tres
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uno no dos tres!

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